December 2010
68 posts
Don't make the Doctor's mistakes
Kazran: Doctor! I, er, I think she's going to kiss me.
Doctor: Yeah, I think you're right.
Kazran: I've never kissed anyone before. What do I do?
Doctor: Well...try and be all nervous and rubbish and a bit shaky.
Kazran: Why?
Doctor: You'll be like that anyway. Make it part of the plan. Off you go, then!
Kazran: What, now? I kiss her now?
Doctor: Kazran, it's this or go to your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Don't make my mistakes. Now, go!
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Watchfeyyaz:
its all bullshit